Lawn Mowing
Precision stripes, zero drama. We measure twice, mow once, nap thrice.
from $35
★ Rated 5 stars by humans & capybaras alike
Meet the Cappybara Lawn Service — a crew of certified, extremely relaxed rodents who take your lawn very seriously and everything else not at all.
Who We Are
We started Cappybara Lawn Service after realizing two things: lawns need mowing, and nobody handles stress better than a capybara. So we combined them.
Every job is performed by our fully licensed, fully unbothered team of capybaras. They arrive on time, work hard, nap briefly, and leave your yard looking like a magazine cover — plus one very satisfied puddle.
Our Services
From a tidy trim to a full botanical overhaul, the crew has a tool (or a tooth) for it.
Precision stripes, zero drama. We measure twice, mow once, nap thrice.
from $35
Crisp borders so sharp you could frame them. We do the edges, you do the bragging.
from $25
Fall cleanup that turns your yard into a runway. Leaves fear us. Mostly.
from $40
Sculptural shrubs worthy of a museum — or at least a very impressed neighbor.
from $30
We don't spray your weeds. We eat them. 100% chemical-free pest management.
from $20
All-natural, capybara-approved nutrients. Your grass will thank you in green.
from $45Pricing
Simple, honest pricing. No hidden fees, no surprise nibbling charges.
$35/visit
$55/visit
$120/month
*Prices subject to capybara mood, weather, and whether the ducks are watching. Satisfaction guaranteed or we'll come back and stare at the lawn until it improves.
Testimonials
"I came home to find my lawn looking incredible and a capybara meditating in the flowerbed. Honestly? Best money I've ever spent."
"They ate every dandelion before my kids could blow the seeds everywhere. My allergies cleared up. I'm pretty sure that's science."
"Five stars. The lawn looks great and honestly the capybara vibes have improved my whole street. 10/10 would recommend to a friend, or a duck."
Contact Us
Give us a shout. Our receptionist is a capybara named Gerald, and he's excellent at listening.