Your Lawn. Our Bodies. No Tools Required.

We are capybaras. We mow with our bellies, trim with our teeth, and fertilize with… well, you'll see. We don't do it for the money — we do it for the love of the game.

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Capybara resting in a freshly striped lawn with a frog on its head

About the Cappies

Hello. I am Greg. I am a capybara. Also present: Doug, Linda, and a rotating intern named Kevin (may be a different rodent each week — we do not confirm).

Humans ask: "Why does your invoice just say 'lettuce'?" Because we don't do it for the money. Payment accepted in romaine, cucumbers, or a warm mud puddle.

Our crew carries no equipment. Everything is done with the body: belly-mowing, tooth-trimming, tailless precision, and a composting service you smell before you see.

Services (Performed Bodily)

Capybara pushing a wheelbarrow with a squirrel aboard

Belly Mowingâ„¢

We lie down and roll. The lawn is mowed, the capybara is delighted. A squirrel supervises from the wheelbarrow, which we push with our snouts because tools are for people.

Capybara near a garden bed with a turtle on its back

Organic Fertilization

100% natural, self-produced, and applied on-site. Your tomatoes will thrive. Your nose may object. The turtle on our back approves.

Capybara in a koi pond with a heron standing on it

Pond & Garden Care

We wade in, eat the invasive lilies, and apologize to the koi personally. Heron rides available at no extra charge. He doesn't ask.

Pricing (Mostly Lettuce)

Basic Grub

3 heads of romaine / visit

  • One belly-mow
  • One nap on your property
  • Random animal perch included

The Love of the Game

Lettuce + one cucumber

  • Belly-mow & edge
  • Organic fertilization
  • Unlimited emotional support

Mud Puddle Premium

One (1) warm mud puddle

  • Everything above
  • pond care
  • Greg will remember your name

We don't do it for the money. This is a formality. Please feed us.

Smiling capybara with a hedgehog and iguana on its back

What the Neighborhood Says

"Greg mowed my lawn by lying on it for six hours. Best lawn I've ever had. There was a hedgehog involved somehow." — Dave, Homeowner
"My garden has never been more fertile. I have questions, but the results speak." — Priya, Skeptical but Thriving
"A duck rode the mowing capybara like a chariot. Five stars." — Anonymous Neighbor

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